What You Gonna Do When They Come For You?

Mohammed Ate Bacon

Mohammed Ate Bacon

“Bad Boys” doesn’t quite do them justice, these ignorant terrorist cavemen that attacked the Charlie Hebdo headquarters in Paris and killed 12 people and wounded 7 more.  It takes a special kind of backwardness for a religion to be born in the Iron Age and yet never progress past the Stone Age, but Islam pulled off that feat.

While I admire the courage of the French writers and artists who published the satirical cartoons, I question their decision to put their safety into the hands of unarmed French gendarmes.  That phenomenon baffles me, given the fact that the Parisian officials have ceded control of entire neighborhoods in Paris to muslim gangs.  Perhaps “the City of Lights” is just a description of the torches carried by rioting muslims.

France’s strict gun laws are well known (as are the gaping holes in them), and yet this horrible massacre was committed in broad daylight with fully automatic weapons (AK-103‘s I have read, which are a fairly new model).  Be sure to throw this fact in the face of any domestic gun grabbers you have to deal with.

But we don’t have a lot of details at this point about how the attack was carried out, or how the victims responded.  The fact that all 3 attackers walked away after the attack without obvious injuries would seem to indicate that any defensive counterattack by their victims was not particularly effective.  They might have been too shocked to react at all to the attack, thus becoming sitting ducks.

What would you do if this sort of attack was perpetrated at your workplace?

  • Are you armed at work?  Are you familiar with the legal environment and company policies that address guns in the workplace?
  • How well do you know the building’s exits and interior layout?  Do you know what areas to avoid in the event of an emergency?
  • If you heard angry shouts, what would your reaction be?
  • How would you react to gunfire or an explosion outside the building?
  • How would you react to gunfire or an explosion inside the building?
  • Who amongst your coworkers will fight back?  Who amongst your coworkers would you be willing to die for?  Who would you be willing to leave to their own fate?  And are you willing to live with the consequences of your decision?

Do yourself a favor, and start thinking about this kind of scenario.  Take the time to become more familiar with your workplace, with an eye towards finding egress routes and hiding places that won’t leave you completely helpless.

In the event you cannot legally be armed at work (without violating company policy and being fired if discovered), consider what in your environment might be useful as a weapon.  Perhaps you need to leave your softball equipment in your office, including a bat.  What about knives or tools?

These neanderthals won’t stop attacking people until they start paying a direct physical consequence for doing so.  Do yourself, and civilized society, a favor and make yourself into a hard target.

And to those who are offended by the accurate image at the top of this post, portraying mohammed (or muhammad or however that goat-fucker’s name is spelled) as a deranged pedophile terrorist asshole: fuck you.  Do something about it.  Make me pay for it, if you have the guts.  I am not an unarmed French cop.

In the meantime, I will be using a koran as toilet paper.  Come stop me, chickenshits.


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